LMAO

A phrase many people (you) use when you think something is funny. Even though, your staring at you phone screen with a nuetral face. Lmao is used mostly when texting, and annoying 12 year olds mostly use this phrase.

Bob: "Im getting laid tonight!"
Jim:"LMAO"

by Apathetically December 27, 2018

lmao

abbreviation for "laughing my ass" off basically

could also mean "leave me alone omg"

girl 1: "I heard bri got her ass popped last night, thats what she get for talking shit".

girl 2: "lmao"

jeremiah: "can you send me some pics baby".

his pretty ass girlfriend: "lmao"

by lynnstuds January 13, 2025

LMAO

Launching missiles at orphanages.

Person A: Last night i was Lmao.
Person B: YOU WAS LAUNCHING MISSILES AT ORPHANAGES!!!
Person A: yes.

by UHHH^% April 22, 2023

lmao

The short term for "Laughing my ass off".

Bethany is on Omegle . When she sees the guy's tiny penis,she writes lmao in the chat.

by catsxsushis November 25, 2017

Lmao

Lick my ass out. Only said when you and ya homie feel gay one night «no homo tho», and you want him to lick your anal opening

Steve: Yo homie can you LMAO
Todd: Sure but no homo tho cause that’s that gay shit you feel me
Steve: Ya no homo bro

by lmaomeanlickmyassout June 7, 2019

lmao

literally just a filler word- it usually means "laugh my ass off", but some people (including me) just use it as a word to say when texting friends. im not actually laughing my ass off when i tell you "lmao", its just funny lmao

Person 1: omg did u hear that jason likes to eat bugs?
Person 2: lmao that's so weird-

by pls_savemysoul August 31, 2023

LMAO

Used in text messaging just like lol, just a stronger version of that. Stands for Laughing My Ass Off, commonly used when something funny is said or done.

"I can't believe she said that, LMAO"
"The Grammys this year was chaotic as heck, LMAO"

by Randomtheatrenerdgirl August 27, 2022