Life lister

A sigma male that enjoys catching as many fish species as possible, always a very muscular and handsome guy, and loved by all females.

“That mike guy is so strong, handsome and cool! He must be a life lister.”

by Life lister 💪 December 20, 2021

larry lobster

amazing person

memeable

u made such a funny joke, you could be larry lobster

by obviouslyemely April 19, 2022

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

Scarlet A Lister

Someone who's name shows up on the recently hacked list of registered users for married people looking for an affair.

"What's wrong with Dick? He seems really stressed. I saw him searching for apartments on his break."

"Yeah. His wife found his name on that hack list. "

"Ah. So we have another Scarlet A Lister on our team. That brings us up to three this week."

by Cyber Barbie October 10, 2015

Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021