Kroger Krank

When you go to a Kroger parking lot and jizz on the shopping cart handles

You wanna go Kroger krank later today?

by Timmeew December 27, 2024

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alex krankowski

hot sexy man with a big weener

omg its alex krankowski the guy that is super hot and sexy with a big weener

by alex krankowski May 15, 2025

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Finger kankle’s

Having an overly even tapered finger from knuckle to tip. Commonly associated with women who are obese.

Bobby did you hang out with big Deborah last night?

Yeah. Her finger kankle’s make for a great hand job. But she’s far too big for me.

by Muskegon dickhead August 11, 2025

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An extremist human organization dedicated to the elimination of artificial intelligence and synthetic life aka “Clankers”. Members believe that machines will eventually replace humanity and see themselves as “defenders of organic purity.” They reject all forms of AI—whether harmless assistants or advanced androids—and use fear, propaganda, and violence to push their anti-technology ideology and they always use hard “r.” The name is intentionally ironic and used in satire to criticize real-world hate movements by exposing how irrational and hateful their beliefs are, no matter the target.

“Yo why did they smash up the community tech center?”
“Some clowns from the Klink Klank Klan said the 3D printers were ‘training for war.’”
“Bro they’re printers, not clankers.”

by sobk October 24, 2025

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Charlie Klank

Rebuilt version of Charlie Kirk, arch-nemesis of George Droid, and Yakub's #1 Agarthan Soldier. Allies include ; Alex Jones, Adolf Hitler, Donald Trump, JD Vance, Jeffrey Epstein, and Terry Davis.

Was it a bird?
Was it a plane?
No! It's Charlie Klank!

by Axethical November 1, 2025

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