Skip to main content

nipple knob

Very large nipples, like the size of door knobs
by vadimz January 16, 2012
mugGet the nipple knob mug.

Insufferable knob

An obnoxious buffoon with little to no decorum, who is prone to loud outburst of ill-informed opinion.
Dean: “Did you see Emad aggressively cheering for his fantasy team over the Hawks?”

Me: “Yeah I know, when he drinks tequila he is an insufferable knob”
by Bitchbag69 December 5, 2022
mugGet the Insufferable knob mug.

Bork-Knob

An amendment to the classic doorknob game, when someone rips one more deadly than Hiroshima, but they say “safety” before anyone can say “doorknob” someone else can yell out “Bork-Knob” and they get to beat the shit out of the farter until he/she spells out “Bork-Knob”
Scenario:
Bob: Rips a fat one
Bob: “Saftey”
Phill: “Bork-Knob”
*Phill beats the shit out of Bob while Bob struggles to remember how to spell Bork-Knob*
Bob: B-O-R-K-HYPHEN-K-N-O-B
*Bob is finally safe and phill stops beating the fuck out of bob*
by Peensucker August 10, 2023
mugGet the Bork-Knob mug.

Knob the builder

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.
Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.
by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020
mugGet the Knob the builder mug.

Knob Wafter

Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
mugGet the Knob Wafter mug.

Knob Hijab

The head was covered, but you could see it peeking out; he’s got a knob hijab.
by Noteefah November 23, 2022
mugGet the Knob Hijab mug.

Knob-wobbler

A knob-wobbler can also be defined as an angry dickhead. It’s someone who is prone to outbursts of entirely unjustified or misdirected anger.
Whenever Johnny is asked to do his job he beats the desk with his phone and threatens people. He is *such* a knob-wobbler.
by Captain Finklebottom III June 18, 2021
mugGet the Knob-wobbler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email