A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.
by Irrational Idiot November 16, 2007
by Donald tree stump February 17, 2017
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Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
by CharSweet September 12, 2020
When a girl gives a guy a fast handjob with no spit or lube. layer by layer, she's stripping the penis head of its skin. When she's done you'll have a sexy, bloody, skinless dick.
"Man, why's they're blood on your pants, you on your period?" "No, Barb came over last night... she gave me a raw knob."
by Sgt.UnicornAnus January 19, 2017
While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool
by Evilredbeerd April 16, 2017
by MakeCakeFartsGreatAgain December 27, 2020