Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015

Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"

Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me

by Duffley58 November 16, 2015

keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai

p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.

by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016

keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid

What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...

by ukoyoki July 17, 2016

Keyboard comedian

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.

-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.

by el_realisator May 13, 2016

keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017