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Karen

Somebody who forgot life had rules and was dropped as a baby
Often wants to speak to your manager and take the kids. The kids she doesn't have, because she didn't vaccinate them.
Cashier: "Sorry ma'am, I go-"
Karen: *High pitched demonic screeching*
by Idiot with internet access September 25, 2019
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Karen

This is a middle aged white mom usually seen driving specificly a base model Porsche Cayenne. These stains are usually occupying the upper middle class and have no work aside from taking your children and then marrying Mike the Tax attorney/Lawyer/Doctor (who is Karens source of MK handbags, jewelry, fake nails, the afformentioned SUV, etc...)

Her physical description is as follows
Age: 37 - 46
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Class: Euclid
Karen #406 tried to get me fired today.
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Karen

Look at that Karen over there. She should be home in a kitchen.
by NeoReaper June 6, 2020
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Karen

-Blonde mom in her 40s.

-Has three perfect children
-PTA President

-Gets mad SUPER easily
Girl one: Hey Karen!

Karen: Hey!

Girl 2: Ew your name is Karen..?
Karen: No one asked for your crusty dusty opinion Susan!
by squiggly wigglies December 1, 2019
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Karen

Mid 50s women, this women swears while making her kid listen to Kids bAp
While doing so. This women complains and asked to speak to the manager even if you are the manager. This women can be very vicious and should not to be spoken to in any tone
Please for your own safety to not approach any women named karen
And never tell her to calm down.
Ever.
Worker:sorry we don't have that size in stock please calm down.
Karen: You know what that bitch ass hoe that told me to Calm doWn- you know what I need to talk to your manger immediately!
by Truewisefacts101 November 30, 2019
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Karen

Scientifically known as Homo Entitlementus Karenus, a genetic offshoot of the modern human, but with more defective genes.

Karens are commonly known for:
-Their strong sense of entitlement, especially when it comes to the property of young Humans.
-Their large hair, commonly seen as a status symbol among other Karens. Rumor has it that it grows in size for each manager that particular Karen consumes.

Karen society is quite simplistic, with status coming from the size of their hair.
Why is the police over at Walmart? Oh they had to arrest a Karen because it assaulted an associate.
by Super Thicc March 27, 2019
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Karen

A "Karen" is a girl who is a total slut, really stupid, and an attention whore. She is a girl in a group of friends that no body likes...they just keep her around to talk bad about her.

(As told by Dane Cook)
Samantha: "We should start calling Abby, Karen."
Jamie: "We should...Abby is SO slutty."
*Abby walks by*
Samantha: "Hey Abby! Your new nickname is Karen!"
Abby: "Haha, why?"
Jamie: "It fits you!"
by pinkpoodle_1017 March 4, 2011
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