ali kurt

He’s a little short kid who can’t spell. He’s good at soccer but sucks at everything else

Look it’s Ali kurt looks like he’s about 4 feet tall

by Mynameisalikurt June 24, 2022

Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.

Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it

by digitalchaos April 25, 2022

Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time

Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother

by Dronzi December 9, 2023

Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan

Kurt's gone from minor roles to playing Morgan in Oppenheimer, a journey to the core of history man.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that guy playing Thomas Morgan?

Person 2: Kurt Koehler as Thomas Morgan, bro!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Kurt Kobain Roulette

A different take on Russian Roulette where you and four others load live shells into a shotgun and one by one everyone points the gun at themselves and fires

Have you ever tried Kurt Kobain Roulette? It’s mind blowing!

by DudeWhyBRUH December 28, 2024

Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

kurt hartwell

The hottest, nicest, and best worship leader ever to exist. Any girl that meets a Kurt Hartwell will automatically fall in love

kurt hartwell looks so hot when he dances!!

kurt hartwell waved back at us!!

by leah miller January 30, 2021