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Actual Justice Warrior

An Actual justice warrior ( AJW ) is someone who fights for BASIC LOGIC and rights for ALL people ( EVEN if they happen to be white ) because they're a person of actual moral integrity.

1) AJW : " FACTS over feelings ; I don't care if you FEEL like a deer 🦌, YOU'RE NOT A DEER . You need therapy. "

2) " You can't kill them JUST cuz they're white ; that's still murder, and you're racist ."
As an Actual Justice Warrior, I actually have to back up my arguments with FACTS ( data, statics, science - xy or xx , only 2 options - etc. ) instead of just screaming and calling you racist to win an argument.
by Truthy tidbits November 26, 2020
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Perfect Justice

Perfect Justice is about doing something that is right for everyone.
One guy molests a child, so the government should perform "Perfect Justice" and lock them up for life or kill him.
by NarutoU May 9, 2010
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Justice

1. The Good. (n. and Concept and abstract object that is eternal and everlasting, eh Yandell?): see definition #1.5.

1.5. The Golden Rule: "Treat Others the way you would like, or wish, to be treated." (n. and v. and perfect analogy to Happiness, eh Schweber?).

2. Doing the Good or Being good. (n. and v. and Key to Heaven's Gates, eh Kane? or Chompsky?) see definition #1.5.

3. Street Justice (...eh Oscar Grant? or Nagel?). (n. and v. and perfect analogy to why the Park needs Mathus and Kelly ;).

4. Objective morality, e.g., Gods' Law. (n. and v. and perfect analogy to definition #1.5, eh Jesus?).

5. The Philosophers' "problem(s)". (Kind of like 'causality', eh Schmid?).

6. To "Love another," e.g., thinking that you have found the keys to the kingdom of Heaven: 'Soulmate(s)', eh St. Anthony?
1. Justice IS Love and Benevolence, eh Professor Riley? "Your behavior is a so called problem, asshole?

1.5. "So called T.V. morality": watching Full House and Walt Disney movies; Partaking--in reality--of definition #1.

2. Being kind, patient, and loving; and vice versa: R-E-S-P-E-C-T (to persons and People and Mother Earth, eh Ganja and Taurus and Bob?). And the best of these three is Love/Hope/Faith--i.e., all of the above idiots: RASTA!

3. "Keeping eyes, i.e., "Six/7-Up!!! (dedicated to Magic (a.k.a. Joshua Stickney)); Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? -so called "GDF" eh?-

4. Jesus Christ Superstar ("so called Stupid-Star, eh Peter?!").

5. "Fuck you subjective morality, the only true Concept is Logic, not Science or the Teleological experiment." -The Other- (see definition #1).

6. Finding your Buddy and Lover-boy/girl/it. (dedicated to Buddy, Buddy-Buddy and LBGT).
by (The/Ms.) Crazy Cat Lady April 10, 2010
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justice

a french electroduo who produces music that is like sex for your ears
1."I love justice"
2."Justice was enjoyable"
by laylala August 22, 2008
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Poetic Justice

Using literature (poems/ stories/ song....) to annoy/ inform your nemesis of their wrongdoings towards you or others.
'Oh my Gosh! She's crossed a line.'
'She needs some poetic justice!'
by Dahwae May 29, 2018
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JusticeBoner

American dude who's probably fat like rest of the Americans. Plays runescape whole day. Oh yeah, he always sounds tired.
Dude 1: Have you seen JusticeBoner lately?
Dude 2: nah probably doing farm runs
by NotJusticeBoner June 8, 2019
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Social Justice Warrior

A pejorative used by the political right-wing to describe people like feminists, vegans, and other left wing activist. Social Justice Warrior entered into common nomenclature in 2014 during the online harrassment campaign known as gamergate. Since then, an entire brand of right wing "comedy" and various "intellectuals" have emerged and cashed in on the hysteria. Typically this style of content is fed to the viewer through the YouTube recommendation algorithm, which will slowly begin to show the viewer more and more radicalized content- the viewer, having been desentized through exposure, will likely not notice they are being radicalized as they go from "SJW gets REKT" all the way to "IQ differences between the races." This has been termed The Alt-Right Pipeline in reference to the slow transition into Alt-Right Beliefs.

Social Justice Warriors are more or less a fantasy, and one will almost certainly never encounter one of these people in the real world. Often times the Social Justice Warriors online have been found to be the work of internet trolls trying to discredit social activism in general.
I swear man, one minute I was watching some jew tell a social justice warrior college kid they weren't special and the next I was on the National Socialists of America website trying to figure out why blacks are genetically predisposed to crime.
by Zipongj April 10, 2019
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