cranberry juice

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.

-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 12, 2009

Smooth juice

A metaphorical liquid that turns a geek Cool for a limited period of time, often runs out at inconvenient times.

Ryan, you've run out of smooth juice

by Skerrettor Prime July 05, 2013

stoop juice

Any beverage (usually alcoholic) consumed on a stoop.

"You wanna go drink some juice on the stoop?"
"You mean have some stoop juice?"

by rampantDK March 31, 2008

Unsee juice

We would recommend keeping some in your bag at all times.

Guy 1: Bro look at my dick it's tiny
Guy 2: *Big sip*
Guy 1: Where'd you get that unsee juice give it to me

by fatfuck4 August 05, 2020

Bex Juice

A dank alcoholic beverage containing beer, lemonade, mango margarita mix, blue raspberry vodka, and sometimes water/ice. It was invented at Project Bex.

Woah man, I think I drank too much Bex Juice last night.

by Bex8522 May 08, 2017

Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 27, 2017

Pucker Juice

Dripping sweat from one's ass crack.

Carl always works out behind the cardio machines. He loves watching the ladies workout and moisten up their yoga pant gussets with pucker juice.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2016