Johnny Hamsterdick 

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.

Johnny Hamsterdick by J. Casey January 28, 2009

johnny-oh

Even more almighty then johnnyoh, johnny-oh is the greatest Socom player in North America, possibly the world. Although some have accused him of cheating, or haxing, johnny-oh would never resort to such behavior. He instead pwns noobs using his amazing skill.

drjjg- "hell yeah, I'm 18-3, gonna win game mvp, I am the best"

*BOOM*...drjjg gets pwned by johnny-oh

johnny-oh- "you've just been johnny-owned...bitch"

johnny-oh by Seanold October 23, 2008

Johnny fucking knoxville 

1 A jackass star that does painful and stupid things in an amazingly humorous way to make millions, he works with such legends as Chris Pontius, SteveO, and Ryan Dunn(rest in peace)
2 A marketing genius

guy "i just watched Jackass"
guy 2 "yeah Johnny Fucking Knoxville is great"

Johnny fucking knoxville by JACKASS4EVER July 20, 2011

Johnny Boone 

Member of Kentucky's cornbread mafia. John Robert Boone aka The King Of Pot, The Godfather of Grass.Johnny Boone is a fugitive from justice facing a lifetime sentence, if convicted of growing marijuana a third time, JRB has been on the run since 2008. A legend and folk hero in Kentucky local stores in Marion County Kentucky sell "Run Johnny Run" merchandise. The FBI and DEA have commented he is likely aided by the community as Boone has essentially vanished from existence.

You cross me your gonna go they way of dinosaurs, Hoffa and Johnny Boone.

Johnny Boone by trybonebone July 7, 2014

Johnny reb 

Johnny reb: civil war slang for a Confederate soldier.

(Yankee soldier) we’re gonna go shoot a shit ton of those Johnny rebs over at fort sumpter!

Johnny reb by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 12, 2021

Johnny Van Zant 

John Roy "Johnny" Van Zant. A musician who started performing in the 70's with The Austin Nickels Band before changing the name to The Johnny Van Zant Band. Most well known for his song Brickyard Road about his older brother Ronnie who died tragically in the plane crash that killed four members of the band Lynyrd Skynyrd along with their pilot and co-pilot. Coming from rock-n-roll royalty as it were, he is also the younger brother of Donnie Van Zant of .38 Special fame it was only natural when he stepped in as lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd in the 80's. His deep southern voice has become the sound of Southern Rock for the last two decades.

Johnny Van Zant is the epitome of southern rock n roll.

Johnny Van Zant by valleydreamin February 24, 2011

Johnny Borrell 

arrogant.
verrrrrrry arrogant.
but why?

"Mr. Borrell, lead singer of insipid indie hopefuls Razerlight, he has recently encountered some success with his band's debut album, and has let it go to his head somewhat"

"If I saw me I'd want to speak to me, too - I'd think, 'That guy looks like he's from Mars, he's somehow strangely compelling. I don't even look human".

Johnny Borrell by nahnahnah April 25, 2005