A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington is a terrible quarterback and the primary stimulus for the team's futility.
True Joey Haters often have unresolved anger issues and are often overheard saying things like, "Joey sucks" or "Joey is the worst quarterback in the NFL" or "Joey is a noodle-arm." Although sometimes, while sleeping, they may be heard muttering, "I love you, Joey" or "Joey is hot."
A Joey Hater feels that it is very important to take a stand against Joey. They feel this inner-conviction of theirs will help the Lions be a better team.
A True Joey Hater's favorite passtime is arguing with his positive doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Lover. During these exchanges all aspects of Joey's game are likely to be covered. The Joey Hater will usually, although not always, be the first to resort to personal attacks which contain homophobic slurs.
True Joey Haters often have unresolved anger issues and are often overheard saying things like, "Joey sucks" or "Joey is the worst quarterback in the NFL" or "Joey is a noodle-arm." Although sometimes, while sleeping, they may be heard muttering, "I love you, Joey" or "Joey is hot."
A Joey Hater feels that it is very important to take a stand against Joey. They feel this inner-conviction of theirs will help the Lions be a better team.
A True Joey Hater's favorite passtime is arguing with his positive doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Lover. During these exchanges all aspects of Joey's game are likely to be covered. The Joey Hater will usually, although not always, be the first to resort to personal attacks which contain homophobic slurs.
Joey had a sweet game against the Giants, but A.D. was all like, "Joey still sucks." Man, that dude is a true Joey Hater!
by CoolHandChris December 14, 2004
A serious womanizer with lots of swagger and charm. Spends all of his time taking pictures of himself at the gym and topless in his bathroom. Not capable of honesty or monogamy. Possibly a ginger?
That Joey Orsini sure is a good personal trainer but totally sucks at keeping all his girls' names straight, hence, he calls them all princess.
by princess#532 August 16, 2011
The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
by SlipKnoTCultist October 24, 2006
I ran at Jolly Green and gave him The Joey Lawrence for being so fat.
Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
by Steve Lattimer January 22, 2006
Omg look Celeste and Joey are kissing there so cute!!
Look theres Joey go talk to him, I cant he's Celeste's boy
Dude look theres Celeste go talk to her I cant shes Joey's girl.
Look theres Joey go talk to him, I cant he's Celeste's boy
Dude look theres Celeste go talk to her I cant shes Joey's girl.
by thewantedlover890 June 26, 2013
Acting like a radical libtard about everything, and arguing with feelings, not facts. The more "feelings" you have in your debate instead of facts, the bigger of a Joey Duffy that you are.
Did you see those Joey Duffy's out there blocking the highway for trans rights? They became speedbumps very quickly!!!
Man, I saw a couple of Joey Duffy's last night.... all dressed in drag screaming about not getting to pee with the girls on the playground!
Man, I saw a couple of Joey Duffy's last night.... all dressed in drag screaming about not getting to pee with the girls on the playground!
by Durtyndn December 14, 2019
Joey Jordison is a famous musician who started become well known for his drumming with the increasing popularity of his primary band "Slipknot". He is primarily known for his drumming talents in the band "Slipknot" and being the guitarist and backing vocals for the band "Murderdolls".
Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.
Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.
To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Although everyone calls him over rated and not a good drummer, this is very untrue. He is not the best drummer in the world, but he is one of the best. His drumming style is comprised of many different original and unique techniques. He is most well noted for his use of 2's and 4's over bassdrum triplets that he uses in a lot to most of the bands songs. As well, he incorporates many other drumming techniques and does not only focus on one certain kind.
Jordison is often criticized by metal fans that listen to death metal and feel that if you don't use blast beats in every song you must not be a good drummer. Some of these drummers could be George Kollias, Derek Roddy, or any other death metal drummer.
To sum it up, Jordison is a very popular and GOOD drummer that is often criticized by people who know less about drumming that think speed is the only thing that matters in drumming. And although he is not the best, he is an extremely good well rounded drummer.
Shane: Have you heard 'Murderdolls' or 'Slipknot' lately, they've got some really catchy songs. And that drummer/guitarist, "Joey Jordison" is very good.
Josh: YEAH he is (:
Josh: YEAH he is (:
by JoeyJr. November 6, 2009