Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤

Jakes are good people and good friends

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Jake

A really cute boy who has a girlfriend named Lily

Wow, Jake and lily are the perfect couple. I wish I could have some of that hot asssssss.

by Sexandmasturbationnoweeees November 5, 2017

Jake

Gay and hates life also bad at fortnite

Jake is the most gayest person I know

by Jakeyboy320 October 16, 2018

Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022

Jake

Sexiest man alive

Person 1: Yo, have u seen Jake from yubo?
Person 2: brooooooo yeah he’s so fucking sexy

You see that man over there?

Yeah he’s Jake, sexiest man on yubo

by oogaboogasym July 8, 2019