pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

Waterbury Pinch

Using index finger and thumb to do a dime size bump of cocaine in a public place to not draw attention to your activities.

The boss is coming waterbury pinch that shit!

by BeanieHaha March 22, 2024

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

Pinch the Cat

Finger a vagina

She let you pinch the cat?

by Stonebob420 April 23, 2025

weathers pinch

when a person takes a huge pinch from your can of tobacco and leaves a small amount. usually not even enough for one last dip.

Hey man got a pinch?

Ya, just dont take a weathers pinch.

by FlightEquipSgt November 13, 2011

bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.

Sally says she has bear pinches.

by nickymacG November 13, 2016