Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”

“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”

by Maxamagican September 9, 2020

Gilroy Garlic Knot

The act of tying up your sexual partner and shoving garlic into their ass until they shit them all out.

Holy shit, let's do the Gilroy Garlic Knot!

by ghghjfkj November 21, 2019

Pull a knot

It means to hang your self. Aka commit suicide.

Person 1:Hah, I really could pull a knot rn. Person 2:Why? Person 1: I don’t want to be here…

by ScarTheDragon April 18, 2022

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Dill Knot

A small-impact statement describing the mental/social prowess (or lack thereof) of an individual.

Jason is a complete Dill Knot!! Can you believe how loud he yaps ALL DAY LONG??!!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

The knot

To tie a knot

Can you tue the knot

by Lionheadbunny January 6, 2022