hurted

Same as "hurt" which doesn't have a past tense, but some idiots will think it does.

Blonde - "I fell down the stairs, that hurted"
Brunette - "Hurted? No, you mean it hurt"
Blonde - "No, it hurted, because it's in past tense"
Brunette - "Stupid blonde..."

by Wey Pooh April 13, 2007

hurricaning

After getting drunk, one goes into the kitchen (not necessarily his or her own kitchen) and eats everything in sight. The next morning, it looks like a hurricane hit the kitchen because butter, icing, or other condiments are smeared everywhere (i.e. the microwave). Hurricaning not only causes damage to the room, but also to the hurricaner's body after consuming at least 500 calories or more. This term got coined after my college roommate who hurricaned every time she got drunk. The following examples are based on two of her recent storms.

"I ate a bagel at a stranger's house and then came home and dipped pretzels in butter. I also picked at my roommate's pizza, made hamburger helper, eggs, and perogies. I hurricaned really bad last night!"

"Dude some girl just went into the kitchen and started eating the birthday cake that hadn't been opened yet. There's icing everywhere due to her hurricaning."

by Marcia C January 3, 2008

Hurtin' for a Burton

When a movie is ready for a whimsical remake by director Tim Burton.

After watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I don't think any other movie is hurtin' for a Burton.

by datass69 March 2, 2010

butt hurt liberal

a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal's poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his arse and there's no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.

Jesus Christ, StevieMadrid, how can you be such a butt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?

by mills759 April 25, 2005

Hursty

Short For Hurstyline Train Line-
hurstbridge
yarra
diamo
eltham
monty
greensy
watsonia
macleod

hursty Bias B
Hurstbridge train Line

by LIAHLIAH June 28, 2009

Hurting

When someone you love or loved broke up with you or said something and you cant stop crying, its painful your love/loved them and they turned on you

Im hurting because of him 💔😭

by Him & I June 15, 2018

The Big Hurt

What you are after waking up from days of alcohol/ substance abuse. Also a sick reggae/DnB band from Baltimore.

Timmy felt "The Big Hurt" when he woke up with a large stranger in his bed.

by Soul Survivor July 16, 2008