hungary

A very fun and cool Eastern European country which happens to have the most beautiful women on earth.

Frank: I'm going to Hungary this summer.

Daniel: dude you're so lucky, I hear there are a lot of mixed Hungarian/Gypsy hotties there.

by lovezit April 7, 2005

Hung like a Wasp

Guy with a tiny Knob!

"He was hung like a wasp, it was like throwing a nail into a cave"

by Big Dan the Man November 3, 2006

Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 25, 2012

hung down

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

by woody April 28, 2003

hung rat

The act of forcefully pinching one's cock and balls between the legs, then displaying the entire mess posteriorly to unsuspecting onlookers. When performed properly, the pinched junk appears to be a strangulated rat hanging from the performer's ass. See also: fruit basket

Although we were humiliated when the boat full of cheerleaders mooned us, we felt redeemed when Brad countered with a fearsome hung rat.

by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

Hungarian Headlights

When you put your ballsack on your sleeping mate's eyes to half cover them and then shine a torch down onto your balls. It gives the recipient a blurry image of the torch light, resembling a car's headlights on a foggy night.

Mark: "Hey man, Jay's sleeping on the lounge, do something to him"
Simon: "Pass me the torch, I'll do the Hungarian Headlights"
Mark: Ew dude, that's gross.

by Shitcunt Si January 15, 2011

Hangy Dangy

An abnormally long and saggy penis that can usually be seen through gym shorts or sweatpants.

Coach Crotch always flaunts his sweaty hangy dangy at all of the teenage girls in his P.E. class.

by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015