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Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.
My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.
by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011
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Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.
That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.
by Amphritritis November 23, 2016
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human hangers

that bitch sucked on my human hangers and i nut on her face!
by stevie plastic January 6, 2008
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human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.
I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.
by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016
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Human H

when a girl takes it from behind from one guy and gives a blowjob to another guy. thus forming a human h.
Ray: so what'd you end up doing friday

Joe: we human h'ed that bitch
by Bobby Bronzeman June 22, 2011
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Human rat

The term human rat is derived from groups of people that have no apparent critical thought process. Human rats conform to all social norms whether it’s based in reality or not, while also embracing a life of poverty. Human rats can be submissive to government and authority especially if threatened with fear based trauma. Usually human rats do what ever they please disregarding others well being. Human rats are a variety of a gridder, homeless person.
That human rat just tried to break into that car then he ran off into the city streets
by SlimeOnTheBlock April 28, 2023
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Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
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