Captain Hook

A penis bent either to the left or right. Normally is not a slight bend but a curve. Almost always an undesirable trait.

Holy crap, James has a captain hook!

by Stanli April 18, 2006

Meat Hook

Implement at the end of a female's arm used to snare men.

Jesus, I can't believe she's had her meat hooks into every ginger man in the company!

by Guillermo January 22, 2004

hook down

To hook down is to not hook up. According to 2004 US Census data, 71.8% of potential hook ups result in hook downs.

"Hey bro, did you and that girl hook up after the party?"
"Nope. When we discovered we were siblings we decided that it would be best to hook down."

by brad72287 November 17, 2007

Butt Hook

Butt hook: A complete jerk. A highly unpleasant person. A real bastard.

" He not only ate all our food, he refused to pay for it. What a butt hook!"

by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006

hook nasty

A girl so nasty that has characteristics of a hooker. The nastiest girl you know!

That girl was straight HOOK NASTY. "Emelia from chico is hook nasty, look for her on labor day."

by Benpimpin September 11, 2005

hook-ups

having sex with someone or pashing someone

ive had so many hook-ups i cant even remember who i lost my virginity to.

by ya mom November 21, 2006

hooked up

1. get "perks"; as applied to college athletes;

2. have connections; for getting preferential treatment

1. The college students got "hooked up" and all received mopeds to cruise around campus

2. He was "hooked up" and could get into the movies free.

by Jan Winning September 26, 2005