The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!
by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016
Get the holy cheezusmug. When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty
by Holy Jezztler March 9, 2021
Get the Holy Jezztlermug. Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
Get the Holy Schmapsmug. The corpse of Jesus Christ which grants people stand abilities. Also, the president of the United States is after it
by Bttlckr September 13, 2020
Get the Holy Corpsemug. The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
Get the Holy Showermug. 
by bailo June 23, 2016
Get the holy dynamug.