Hey Zeus

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!

by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004

hey kids

A greeting used to imitate Bill Cosby when he says "Hey kids!" but is used mainly with your friends and the effect works better when you say it to only one person.

Hey kids! I'm a kids, I like to watch cartoons and eat ice cream!

by ButtonMan March 30, 2009

Hey stan you got a message

what you say to someone when you know they are about to have SEX

1: hey stan you got a message!

2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo

by Shawlin September 8, 2011

Hey Ya!

A song by Outkast that is arguably better and more satisfying than sex. With its catchy beat and awesome sounds it is truly candy for your skull.

Girl: man, i love taylor swift
Girl 2: bitch please, i only listen to Hey Ya!, by Outkast, aka the best song.

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

A completely normal sentence.

Kid: Hey mom, how are you doing today? :D

Mom: I died 34 years ago

by Luigi One June 4, 2021

Hey Jason

A Hey Jason is the act of yelling to someone like a douche bag in an extremely loud manner, in a public area such as a school or park setting. This is done when the folk is too far, and can only hear you by shouting.

Person 1-"That motherfucker is too far away to hear me"
Person 2-"Give that bitch a Hey Jason"

by Jabba.the.will March 31, 2009

Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by The AWPerator April 22, 2011