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A hassa is someone who is a
Highly

Annoying

Smug
Sarcastic

Asshole
My boss at work is such a Hassa
Hassa by Tanjev eusstaqoute November 21, 2025
When you have something really important to do tomorrow but you hang out with your friend named Hasan and end up going on a 7 day bender, spending your life savings, placing bets on high stakes underground poker games, waking up next to strange men and women with no clothes, sometimes in a different country.
Bro, I had a job interview this morning but I got Hassaned and I haven't been home yet..
Hassaned by supermeowmeowkitten December 3, 2025
To mess around aimlessly while drinking alcohol, chasing girls, and engaging in generally reckless or degenerate behavior.

Participating in carefree, low-responsibility antics that usually involve partying and questionable decisions.
Bro, we didn’t get anything done this weekend — we were just hessing the whole time.”
Hessing by TheHesser February 26, 2026

Hassanieman

A well known Content creator on twitch and tiktok known for Rune Dropping and his love for beavers.
Hey, have you seen that new video on Hassanieman's onlyfans?
Hassanieman by Zamasu April 1, 2026
Oddly good at debating but half the time is decently slow. also a professional chemistry hater
HASSAN IS LATE AGAIN
Hassan by CrabTheKievi25 May 7, 2026

ashton hesseling 

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.
ashton hesseling by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015