The act of ramming a shaved or waxed head up a girl's fuzzy burrow. This is considered one of the most sensual things a twat missionary can do to give back to his hoe.
Winston was not afraid to return Hilary's favor, but he did not want to touch her moist n saggy, so he pulled a furry helmet on her nasty ass.
by Smokin' Shoehorn January 27, 2007
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A name given to a circumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has a circumcised penis. Used as the opposite of sock, i.e. an uncircumcised guy's penis.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.
Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."
Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"
Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"
by Yorko February 26, 2008
Get the helmet mug.The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.
by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009
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Get the Helmen mug.A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.
Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!
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