Leather Helmet Wearing Motherfucker

An individual who acts like or actually is a throwback from another era. True leather helmets try to fully live the old school lifestyle in modern times. These people could care less if there is an easier way to perform a task because they know that their retro methods are the best way.

Guy 1: I heard Rick only showers on Sunday nights.
Guy 2: Eww. What a leather helmet wearing motherfucker!

by ub_bryan_2002 March 29, 2008

nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging

Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...

by yumeko April 23, 2011

Spartian helmet

When a male puts his balls on both of his partners ears and lays his dick down the middle of the forhead

Man I can't believe she let me give her a spartian helmet

by BlaZeD XXX November 26, 2016

persian helmet

When your balls are over someone's eyes and your dick goes down their nose.

Yo, Mark was so drunk at that party the other day that I totally gave him a Persian Helmet.

by Guerinlagann March 10, 2018

Satan Hellspawn

Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.

2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.

by zamicol December 21, 2020

Hot Fudge Helmet

The act of wrapping saran wrap on your partners head, covering the top of the head and ears like a helmet, and then defecating on his/her head giving the appearance of a, "shit helmet". A hybrid form of the infamous, Hot Carl.

Guy 1: Dude last night was my girlfriends birthday.
Guy 2: Oh cool, what did you give her?
Guy 1: The best present of all, a Hot Fudge Helmet.
Guy 2: Wow, that must've made her happy.

by WebbyStottle June 1, 2011

Cocking the Helmet

When a female urinates while standing and uses the index and middle fingers to hold the "hood" back for aiming purposes.

I had to use the men's bathroom, they only had urinals so I had to resort to Cocking the Helmet

by CultureCheater November 20, 2014