Hard Shake

Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.

My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.

by thetrooth July 08, 2014

half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm January 18, 2012

cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.

Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough March 14, 2014

hard banging

The act of fast, rough, hard sex

Hey man.....sorry I'm so exhausted, I've been hard banging all night

by Gigalo August 08, 2017

hard to tell.

An expression that rejects judgement, while instead admitting the complexity of a situation.

Maria: "He seemed like a nice guy."

Bri: "Well, it's hard to tell."

by sageadvisor July 03, 2012

food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

Hard Rock

a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.

Granite is a hard rock.

by jumpoffjoeybuddenz October 28, 2005