Ass-handle

1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.

1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...

2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.

by Axel of Novarite City August 30, 2010

one-handed site

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.

Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"

by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012

One Handed Skyrim

The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.

Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.

by Chauncy P January 12, 2012

axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

Meat handles

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts May 8, 2018

Dick handle

The handful of hair, aka man bun, that a man can grab while said man-bun having dude is sucking his dick!

I appreciate your dick handle while you were sucking my cock.

Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!

by Big-AlB 70 August 12, 2018

mexican door handle

a trunk release latch on the inside of the trunk. synonymous with emergency latch and rape escape.

We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.

by steelerfan7 September 3, 2009