Ryan Hanley

Having to take a shit while running.

Chris: Is Mitchell okay? He's slowing down.
Nick: I think he's pulling a Ryan Hanley

by KPap501 June 29, 2010

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Hadley

A lovely gal who is so lost she can't even find herself. It doesn't matter to her though. She is so selfless all she wants is to help others who are lost. She beats herself up when she can't meet these impossible standards she gives herself. She is always tired and must have cuddles at all times. A total wild card but your favorite person.

Hadley makes me the happiest person ever!

by yuck.i December 18, 2017

hangler

Loose , saggy vaginal lips ." Outties".Possibly genetic, too much sex with large black men, too many children, double (or triple ) penetration or from living life like a cocaine fueled nymphomaniacal whore-bag.

"Oh my , Valerie sure could use a tuck down there, her Hangler was seen by all at the pool party."

by ranoverray May 13, 2015

One-handed 69

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia

Dude do the One-handed 69 on her

by Nate_G October 13, 2020

handegg

slang term for american football

p1: "bro did you watch the super bowl yesterday?"
p2: "dude i don't watch handegg"

by ih8footy June 16, 2023

handkerchief head

An African American or black person who does not identify with black people and identifies with white people for their own personal gain or because they are afraid of them.

Clarence Thomas is a handkerchief head because he is a black person that does not identify with or help black people and only identify or acknowledges white people for their attributes.

by CKCTT June 15, 2011