hamster

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.

the hamster

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021

hamster

a forbidden animal

i can never look at a hamster the same

by omgbeckyyy June 17, 2018

Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers

Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster

by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021

Hamster doobie

The rolled up toilet paper between a woman's pussy lips that looks like a hamster doobie

I was banging her and I could look at was that hamster doobie rolled up in her pussy

by StatDoc April 22, 2025

Spit Hamster

A name to refer to your significant other by

Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster

by J-Squizzy October 20, 2021