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hairy dog gums

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.
Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.
by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006
mugGet the hairy dog gumsmug.

Dog's Chewing Gum

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.
Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.
by Schgot April 22, 2011
mugGet the Dog's Chewing Gummug.

bubble gum taco

yet another euphemism for the outer vaginal region of the female. i.e. pussy, vaj, etc.

the term comes from the color and shape of the skin around the labia, which forms into a pink taco shape.
"dude, i've been callin' pussies 'bubble gum taco' since waaaay before some cat named CJ..."
by heterodox November 21, 2005
mugGet the bubble gum tacomug.

Gum ball machine

When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.
After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!
by Captain Compost June 20, 2010
mugGet the Gum ball machinemug.

alabama blue gums

A racial slur for a black person typically older. Similar to nigger, spook, jiga boo, porch monkey etc. Typically southern.
That white whore gets her rock from old alabama blue gums across the street.
by The White Mexican December 18, 2007
mugGet the alabama blue gumsmug.

bubble gum cute

Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it.
She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute.
by Manaze October 26, 2003
mugGet the bubble gum cutemug.

Bubble Gum Toothpaste

A yummy toothpaste, but has the ability to give someone an allergic reaction where the lips could swell up. It only does this upon repeated use over many weeks.
Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste

“Okay son, just keep using it”
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
mugGet the Bubble Gum Toothpastemug.

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