grainds 

Gains that are produced/occur during the grind. It is a combination of "Grind" and "Gains."

The grainds I had yesterday in Philly were phenomenal and really make the grind worth it.

grainds by The Graindster September 15, 2017

Grand Haven

A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless sheep per day during the summer months. Mainly retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.

Bro one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"

Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"

Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."

Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"

Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"

Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."

Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."

Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."

Grand Haven by commandercrook October 21, 2013

Sailboat tea grinding mill 

The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.

John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.

Sailboat tea grinding mill by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013

Grand Prick 

Not to be confused with a Grand Prix, a Grand Prick is somebody that goes out of their way to be a complete and udder asshole to anybody and anything that crosses their path.

Person 1:"What the Fuck!? That guy just cut me off, gave me the finger, and ran over that kitten!"

Person 2: "Yeah he's a total Grand Prick"

Grand Prick by TheKingz July 9, 2011

Grindr snack 

A random gay male hook-up, who is a just-for-fun, recreational fuck; a trick supplied by use of Grindr

Friend #1: See that hot guy over there?
Friend #2: Yah.
Friend #1: I hooked up with him last weekend. He's my favorite Grindr snack ever.

Grindr snack by celtcowboy June 8, 2014

grandcousin 

the grandchild of a first cousin (cousin-german)

I don't have any grandkids yet, but I have three grandcousins.

grandcousin by mérovée December 26, 2011

True Grinder 

Someone staying on top of their shit. A true grinder is always on the grind and working particularly hard and giving it all he has. A true grinder does not give up on the things he believes in and is willing to extra mile and hustle hard to get things done.

Austin: My dream seem a distant reality. I am so negative, how should i make things happen?

Rafiq: If you give up on your dreams too soon, you will miss out on seeing them become a reality. To make things happen you gotta be a True Grinder. You just gotta grind it out.

True Grinder by TrueGrinder October 19, 2012