goochland

small county in virginia, filled with hicks/rednecks and losers who all have extremely large gooches. Reilly Meng really likes those gooches.
(thanks gabe)

i live in goochland, it sucks, i hate it.

by Will January 29, 2005

gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

by chris February 21, 2003

chase licks gooch

chase licks gooch This word comes from the tribe called the chasenolikepussyians....The word chase licks gooch means to lick ones skin between the all mighty dangling scrotum and the endless pit of bung.

"dude, i heard chase licks mad gooch in his free time."

by Steven Allbright April 13, 2005

Gobshite

Not necessarily a bad thing. A Gobshite, for better or worse, talks incessantly without provocation or purpose and most often without principle. The term Gobshite is Irish in origin, from the old Irish gob, or mouth, and shite, or shit. Shite of the Gob is the primary foundation of the word. It first appeared in print in the “manuscript glossary of US Navy terms” as a word for enlisted men, comparing them to tobacco spit. TheGobshite.com uses the word to capture a wide range of characters. In their first “Gobshite of the Month” they awarded Gary Busey with “Most Amusing” while also awarding Dr. Phil McGraw with “Most Annoying”. They also refer to their staff as Gobshites. Rightly so, a Gobshite for all their yammer can be quite entertaining, and therefore the term may be used as one of endearment.

(From TheGobshite.com) … TheGobshite.com’s first ever “Gobshite of the Month” award for “Most Amusing” goes to Gary Busey... If Gobshite was a type of stone than Busey was carved from it. He goes off on unprovoked rants, promotes unfounded (if at all preconceived) conspiracy theories, and gives “advice” in the form of acronyms for virtually every concept entered into the dictionary.

by Bogshite June 23, 2008

goochgobbler

One who gobbles gooches.

Man that chick is atotal goochgobbler

by Stephen Mctowelie January 13, 2008

gloshing

The act of global shopping, purchasing things from different countries.

I went gloshing online and saved a fortune!

by onlineglosher May 8, 2009

Gooch

The state a females genitalia and surrounding pubic region succumbs to once inadequate genital and pubic care is practiced for long periods.

1. She pulled down her pants and her pubic hair was overgrown. She had a gooch.

2. She never washed her pussy properly and had attained the fish smell, thus her pussy had become a gooch.

by Stop_The_Gooch March 29, 2015