Goodchild

To Goodchild (noun or verb) infers the act of being a complete d-bag in whichever way is appropriate. The most common acts of Goodchild'ing include bailing on his "friends" and choosing to eat butter in his spare time.

Jon: "Did you hear about Manny? He pulled a Goodchild and decided to eat pizza instead of working out!"

by 'Big Poppa' May 10, 2017

Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.

Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

The Gooch

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

"Awesome Party at the Gooch last night"

by goochmasterflex123456 October 9, 2009

gooch

Any employee of Whole Foods Market, coined after their pay stub heading "Mrs Gooch Natural Foods Mkt Inc." Also a fitting title for any employee of any company who's told he's fortunate to have such a great job at such a great company by management or handlers within any such two faced, new age, politically correct corporation.

Yo what up, gooch!? Still slinging bullshit at the Food Hole?

Look at those fucking gooches going to the master's house to lick gooch and smile.

by bindle_Stiff September 18, 2014

gooch

Gooch, Graham: retired English crickter. Played for Essex CCC (1973-2000) and England (1975-1995), both of which he captained. Prolific run scorer.
Test batting average: 42.58
First-class batting average: 49.01

Q: Mate, who's the best English batsman of the past twenty years?
A: It's gotta be Gooch

by Mr P Bateman September 13, 2005

Gooch

Word made popular by the MTV show Laguna Beach.

Meaning, Really Cool... Awesome, Great. A term for enthusiasm.

The meaning of Gooch before this one came, was that it's a certain section of a guy's anatomy.

Dude! Did you see American Idol last night? It was gooch!

by Ryan3757 January 12, 2006

goochys

synonym for pets, derived from the expression "goochy goochy goo" when sb. pet/stroke pets.

My cute goochys

by PaulStiller April 26, 2010