goon of goons

A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.

Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.

Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.

Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?

Brent: The goon of goons.

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Goon

When used by a girl in reference to a cute guy who is teasing her, "goon" ironically adopts an endearing connotation. In such a context, "goon" is synonymous to "goofball." It certain scenarios it can be indicative of romantic interest.

Oh my gosh, Andrew, stop teasing me. *giggle* You are SUCH a goon.

by ThatFishWhoDatedJulia July 20, 2020

Goon

Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.

Watch out for Jokers goons

by Snowboardguy15 June 21, 2015

goon march

A pissed-off group of white men marching to take their country back from subhuman filth.

Did you see those guys with Tiki Torches and Skull Masks? That is one hardcore goon march!

by Rhodesian1488 May 16, 2018

goon punch

To punch some one in a clobber like position several times while standing over them.

Damn that dude got strait up goon punched.

by Eric Sellman March 22, 2008

GOON SQUAD!

A group of close friends who don't take mess from anybody. We're besties who ALWAYS have each other's back;; no matter WHAT!

"GOON SQUAD!...squad UP"
lol!!!

by danc3izlife July 8, 2009

goon

The act of laying shit, feces, or fecal matter.

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a goon.

by Jim Nunan January 12, 2004