Shit Goose

a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.

as in when in the movie CKY2K they say "welcome to shitgoose stadium" and the place is just a craphole

by david November 20, 2003

christmas goose

A girl who gets horny around the holiday season, and gets fucked by as many guys as possible.

Guy 1: "What's you're favourite part about Christmas?"
Guy 2: "The Christmas Goose kiid!"

by G-Mizzle November 13, 2006

Goose

To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.

"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"

by Zero Degrees July 13, 2014

goose egg

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.

"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."

by 1337jesus September 24, 2003

Golden Goose

An obscenely hot girl seen in a public place where it is situationally innappropriate to strike up a conversation with her

A man walks out of the men's room and sees an amazingly beautiful woman walking into the women's room.

Man: "Oh my God she's so gorgeous I wish I could talk to her."
A stranger walks up
Stranger: "Yeah what a Golden Goose."

by Edeak October 30, 2010

goosecream

baby batter, spoont. Formally known as semen.

"Honey, i shot my goosecream in your hair..."

by Dan De Man December 18, 2004

goos

'goos' refers to the online community of thousands of losers, virgins and morbidly obese individuals of questionable values mostly centered around the popular social media app 'Discord'.

- "Damn, I failed the math exam again... I'm gonna end up working as a janitor if I don't catch up."
- "Don't worry, at least you won't be a goos moderator."
-"Ha ha, fair point!"

by danielsalt April 13, 2021