Goice

1. Good choice.
2. Referring to someone else's actions as good.

That's a goice for sure.

Or in conversation:

1: "Went down the pub last night, got a bit twatted... well i say a bit, i'm now in intensive care."
2: "Goice!"

by Mike Fuller December 8, 2005

GoochiePoop

A ball of vaginal crust that collects between the vagina and the anus. Not to be confused with dingle berries or vaginal warts. Also known as the coolest thing since cream whip.

Dr. Simmons was douching Amy and her goochiepoop was way out of control.

After Deb through some D's on it she picked her clitoris clean of goochiepoop.

Susan:"Damn it Robert your being more annoying than goochiepoop right now!"

On initiation night The Pike House served the pledges goochiepoop slurpies.

by Cwoke Cwockers September 3, 2007

gooch wars

An alternative to the Halo Live gameplay "Gulch Wars".

We were playing gooch wars last night with Keon!

by xKiLL4 October 16, 2007

Gooch Roll

A highly anticipated and inordinately complicted Friday morning ritual where dice are rolled to see who has to buy breakfast.

Rob lost the gooch roll again by self-monkeying

by Gooch Rider August 13, 2010

Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.

Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

The Gooch

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

"Awesome Party at the Gooch last night"

by goochmasterflex123456 October 9, 2009

gooch

Any employee of Whole Foods Market, coined after their pay stub heading "Mrs Gooch Natural Foods Mkt Inc." Also a fitting title for any employee of any company who's told he's fortunate to have such a great job at such a great company by management or handlers within any such two faced, new age, politically correct corporation.

Yo what up, gooch!? Still slinging bullshit at the Food Hole?

Look at those fucking gooches going to the master's house to lick gooch and smile.

by bindle_Stiff September 18, 2014