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Goddess Jessica

A girl named Jessica who lives in Detroit with her adorable daughter. She is the best girl in the world with the best daughter. They both make me extremely happy and smile oh so much. She is perfect and beautiful like a goddess born on earth for everyone to see. Her smile lights up my world and her voice is the sweetest sound. Jessica you're perfect in everyway, I'm glad to say everyday I love you. You're mine and I'm yours.
Goddess Jessica is the best mother and best girl I've ever met
by Icebearcole August 29, 2018
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Goddess

"Goddess(es)" -noun (plural). Average looking prostitutes; Enablers.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary.

See also:
Goddesses
Winning
Tiger Blood
When you have a shit load of tiger blood, one goddess is not enough to satiate your appetite. You must have two goddesses who are down for fucking and winning live on the news.
by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011
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by goder

A person associated with activities deemed to be for "rednecks". Common activities include coon hunting and tobacco chewing.
Irvin Joe jumped his 1985 Caddilac over a pond and was deemed a by goder.
by Joshie G May 24, 2008
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Godess

A clothing brand created by designer Melissa Lashay to celebrate life and redefine normalized mental hierarchy. The brand is unisex and uses products that was given as a blessing to use. The text from godess is abnormal and defeats every grammar rule for the reason of visual poetry.
I love my godess lingerie! Makes me feel like the goddess that I am.
by Fashion Brand September 4, 2020
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When you travel back in time to the very first conception of a species and kill them off from the beginning. Can be specifically used in reference to a fake species aka our planet Earth.
We got a 1051 on a goddamn snake planet.
by Alibexx May 18, 2022
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Goddard

One of those mandem who loves a naughty maths session, tends to call a man darling in a slightly homosexual tone and stroke your leg when it's most uncomfortable. Natural habitat is a maths room in the ghettos of England, also known to love a frube now and then... strange
Yo that mandem's such a Goddard ain't he
by twh8 August 5, 2016
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Love godess

This is a type of food, after a bite of the Love Godess one gains a feeling of amaizment & instantly falls in love.

This grows from the tree of love which can be found in the mystical gardens of pradeeze.
I will search high & low, until I can find the 'love godess' and bring it to my love.

Your so beautiful that it feels like I've just had a bite from the 'love godess'!
by x <3 x December 31, 2008
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