Pumps Guts

A synonym for “Excellent” commonly used by steroid users and gamblers

“Hey Naturjay”
“What’s up lil bro”
“What do you think of my new beer bong?”
*slurps a beach through beer bong*
“That shit pumps guts lil bro”

by Naturjay June 3, 2024

Spittin’ Guts

Term used to describe another person with the same demeanor and personality traits of an elder.

“My son is the spittin’ guts of me”

by Lillou April 5, 2025

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Thee Ultimate Guts

When something is completely ignorant or just deserves the fattest neck. Mostly used by bums like Churla John and Wusty Weem.

John a chur thought the lions were a superbowl contender, shit was thee ultimate guts. Someone should roundhouse that neck and celebrate a lions loss with a steamy slam from knees.

by Father Mac December 21, 2013

Smashed the guts out of it

To have vicious, somewhat unhealthy intercourse.

"it got to the point I had to shag her. Absolutely smashed the guts out of it, I did. You should've seen it. Fanny like sandblasted beef tripe"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.

Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!

by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018

shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”

1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”

by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018