shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024

Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.

(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.

by crillis88 July 15, 2018

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

Glitter Girl

selfish, rude, annoying, love make-up and glitter, and "populer"

Normal human: hi-
Glitter Girl: Stop hating

Normal human: what i wasn't even talking to you-
Glitter Girl: dont lie because you know that im better then you
Normal human: that makes no- omg you such a GLITTER GIRL

by made be trees are alive September 8, 2022

Glitterally

A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.

Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"

Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."

by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015

glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

Glitter

Glitter- a shiny, reflective material best used when thrown into somebody’s face. However, this may blind people if it gets into the eyeballs.

“If you don’t shut up, I’m going to throw glitter in your face”

by Order pray for the wicked btw June 24, 2018