guzzle glitter

The residual glitter accumulated around your pubic area after getting sloppy head from a stripper.
It took me forever to wash off all of the guzzle glitter after Bobby's bachelor' party last night.
by Jbeezum October 22, 2017
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Yankee Doodle Glitter Goose

A term for someone who is full of themselves.
by jwh2025 February 23, 2025
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Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.
Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits
by TripPSmittens February 13, 2021
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to glitter someone

The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.
- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”
by the pingüin December 08, 2019
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Glitter-due

The residue/left overs of glitter/ glitter glue.
Abby did you leave any Glitter-due?

Why is their Glitter-due everywhere!
by sillywillyepic June 05, 2024
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critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter
even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.
by PicklezMcNasty July 01, 2014
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Glittering Shitfuck

Someone who is excessively self-absorbed and enamored with their perceived brilliance or success, to the point where they are unable to recognize or acknowledge their own shortcomings or failures.

This individual is so captivated by their own glittering poop that they are blind to their own flaws or mistakes.

A sense of vanity, arrogance, and delusion in the person being described, highlighting their inability to see things objectively and their preoccupation with their own perceived greatness.
And he said that.....?
What a fucking... Glittering Shitfuck!

The striker's missed goal was a glittering shitfuck that cost the team the victory.

After spending hours on that project, all I got was a glittering shitfuck of a response from my boss - no appreciation or recognition whatsoever.
by Parnate March 08, 2024
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