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monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
by KiKo513 January 1, 2014
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Lover's Last Gift

When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.
Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila
by Theytoldmenottousemyrealname January 16, 2013
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gift irabor

A girl who likes people she’s only known for like 2 weeks
A:Ahhh that boy is soooo cute
B:But you’ve only known him for a few days
B:Ugh you’re such a gift irabor
by SecretHaterlol November 22, 2021
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GIFTA Gift Cards

GIFTA is a digital gift cards platform that transforms the way we send and receive gift cards. Give your friends and family the best gift of all - the gift of choice! Choose from hundreds of the best brands on the mobile or web app and send gift cards across Australia.

GIFTA also neatly stores all gift cards in the gift card wallet, or you can save them to your Apple or Google Wallet. No hidden fees, and to top it all off, the app is simple and easy to use. Everything you ever wanted in a gift card.
by GIFTA Gift Cards January 31, 2022
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Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.
Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift
by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020
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