Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.
A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!
by n0t_dan November 20, 2022
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gifte

Gifte is usually a girl with a good sense of humor. She can be a troublemaker at sometimes. Giftes can handle any thing at anytime. Also giftes always have boys chasing after. Giftes don’t like scrubs either
Wow she’s really pretty I bet her name is Gifte
by Txtfhpdusudi May 06, 2018
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red gift box

the "gift" girls get every month
Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates February 16, 2016
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Shonky Gift Tactician

Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.
That Fuckwit is a Shonky Gift Tactician, he sucks balls.
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
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Gift of the Gab

The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.
Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!
by Xvsgwksbdgud January 24, 2020
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gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.
"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"
by The-Poison-Muse December 18, 2016
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Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”
by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023
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