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guitar solo 

A type of statement or act, whether verbal or physical, that conveys a sense of pride in honor of the performance of said statement or act, that is by its nature cheesy, sappy, and excessive. A Guitar solo is almost always followed with a "heh" or a noise or action with similar exclamatory meaning.

More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).

"Heh, gonna pick up Lisa later, take her for a ride in my Hemme truck and get road dome heh."

"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."


"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"

"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."

"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."
guitar solo by dannyg5 April 28, 2009
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Guitar Hero 

A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.
Good Song Plays

Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.

Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.
Guitar Hero by AnalRape December 9, 2008
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Guitar Boner 

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.
Guitar Boner by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011

Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome 

Guitar Hero hand syndrome is what happens when you play guitar hero for a very long time (5+ years) and whenever a guitar solo or any music that you can follow along to you start playing air guitar and it really does not make you look cool it makes you look more like a poser
Person 1: Man i think i been playing Guitar Hero for to long i think i have Guitar Hero Hand Syndrome *starts playing air guitar*

Person 2: Dude stop playing that silly game and start playing real guitar

Guitarbage 

Any and all douchebaggery associated with the use of a guitar, including, but not limited to, (a) whipping one out at a party, (b) playing an overwrought, attention-seeking guitar solo for no reason other than you feel like dominating the stage and are a hopeless fucking douchebag (see: hair metal), owning a flying V - especially for reasons of irony. Especially then.
"Yeah, I made it out to see that Metallica cover band. 5 minute impromptu guitar solo at the end of One. Buncha fuckin' guitarbage, you ask me."

"What is he doing, playing 'Major Tom' in the living room? Total guitarbage. Its funny, I guess, but what a douchebag."
Guitarbage by Chalkboard Fatass October 17, 2011

Guitar Hero 

A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.
Guitar Hero by PI55 September 2, 2018

Pit stop gitano 

Is the same as the F1 pit stop but they are not mechanics, they are "gitanos" and once they have your wheels they don't put new ones.
Omg look at that gitanos, they are waiting to do a pit stop gitano to my car
Pit stop gitano by SexyWampa September 1, 2016