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The Gentlemen's Tap

An efficient gesture of respect

While receiving oral sexual intercourse, when the male partner is almost there, he should tap her/him gently on the shoulder, to let the other know.
James: Shannon doesn't really like semen and I respect her wishes

Oliver: But what do you do when she's giving you head?

James: Oh , easy i just use the Gentlemen's tap
by Indy from Belgium September 11, 2012
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Mississippi Gentleman

A style of upper lip hair, or mustache, that is grown for the month of Movember by a facial hair novice. The growth begins with good intentions and lofty goals of achieving facial hair glory like a Tom Selleck, Dapper Dandy, or the Bandito. The male feels his new nose foliage elevates him to a distinguished member of society. But alas, his proud fur patch is no grander than the unkempt brown lawn of a poorly educated Mississippi man who uses strings of partly burnt out Christmas lights to illuminate his beer can filled trailer.
Jamie tried to go all in for Movember, but never accomplished more than a scraggly Mississippi Gentleman.
by Gamecocks suck November 17, 2012
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gentleman

(noun) (plural = gentlemen) A primitive form of man, more evolved than Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon but too naive to survive in modern times.

Gentlemen were mostly wiped out by feminism in the 1980s and 1990s and replaced by modern man. The inherent weakness of gentlemen was their failure to recognise women as competition. They therefore wasted significant amounts of energy pandering to the female sex and were exploited at every opportunity by the latter.
She says “you’re such a gentleman”

She thinks “you doormat; I wonder how much free food, alcohol and entertainment I can get out of you”
by Reiki Master May 22, 2005
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gentlemen's agreement

The agreement between male friends to always in whatever way create opportunities to allow the other friend a place to have sex with whatever random girl.
Heard at a festival:
Guy: "Hey man! Can I get the tent? I'm calling gentlemen's agreement."
His friend: "Sure thing, you know I always do whatever neccessary to hook you up."
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Gentleman Ghost

Someone who likes to "get it on" with dead dudes.
Alec Baldwin portrayed the "Gentleman Ghost" in an episode of SNL.
by teabaggin terminator May 12, 2007
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Gentlemanly Scholar

(n).- 1. A financially stricken middle aged African American male. Who frequently masturbates while watching fellow scholars run anal sex trains on young white females, while giving verbal encouragement to fellow scholars committing the act.

2. A general term used by Caucasians to describe African-American citizens while in one anothers presence.
1. That Gentlemenly Scholar sure did encourage Tyrone to dip his nuts in dat ass.
2. Can you believe that gentlemanly scholar is eating that fried chicken like it's the last piece on earth.
by LS returns January 9, 2009
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gentle touch

The act of gently touching. Generally a slight brush along an arm or a hand, meant to appease your significant other. Sometimes asking for it is a way to annoy said significant other or roommates. Goes on indefinitely, unitil desired feeling is accomplished and arm or hand becomes numb.
"Give me gentle touch."
"ugh, I always give you gentle touch, it's my turn."
by pvalleybae October 14, 2014
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