infantry grip

A condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will masturbate with a strong grip and furious motions. Side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any pussy feels loose.

Soldier- have you been banging a black guy while I've been gone?

Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!

by comiekiller2012 June 9, 2011

Career Woman Grip

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter

After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

by The Big Dog2617 August 22, 2011

my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 11, 2008

gorilla grip

When a coot just be too tight

Damn shawty you got that gorilla grip

by Chad Powers October 2, 2022

Iron Grip

When a girl gives a guy a handjob, and holds his dick wayy to tight

You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick

by wadupppp March 30, 2011

anal grip appliance

The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.

Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?

Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.

by Alasdair W June 15, 2007

paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.

"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"

by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009