Colonic death grip

The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.

Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.

by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022

grip yo whip

to drive someones car

yo dawg lemme grip yo whip

by cody chronik August 27, 2006

Bowlers Grip

Where the thumb is placed in a womans belly button and the other 4 fingers and inserted into the vagina.

Bowlers Grip. Fisting.

by FloatingRedMist December 21, 2010

Bowling Ball Grip

Inserting two fingers into the "pink" and the thumb into the "stink" appering like a bowling ball grip

"I gave that bitch the bowling ball grip two in the pink one in the stink" T Dawg

by phil23 April 13, 2006

grip-n-grin

A public appearance by a politician or other celebrity in which the celebrity shakes hands or talks briefly with members of the public, preferably while being photographed doing so.

Oh, well, another city on the campaign trail, another grip-n-grin.

by Claremonitor July 20, 2009

Double Western Grip

When both the right and left hand are used simultaneously in a column format to stroke the base of the penis and is moved up and down. The Thumbs can be gyrated in unison or in a destructive interference pattern so that they are out of phase and in harmony. First made popular by French men, it later caught on by German males and females due the extreme domination that can be involved in the extreme penis straddling.

DOUBLE WESTERN GRIP!

by OMGWTFBBQ22 June 12, 2009

Gorilla Grip Gooch

Gorilla grip gooch( GGG): meaning that gooch that holds on and stays there.

Person 1: Yo have you seen Fahra’s Gorilla Grip Gooch?

Person 2: Yeah, it’s crazy.

by jmaddock September 28, 2020