Garden Hoe

A woman whom of which prefers to have sex in a garden rather than in a house on any other types of surfaces.
James: Dude, this new chick I've been dating is a real garden hoe.
Sam: That sucks bro.

James: I know, I got thorns on my junk when we were doing it by the rose bushes.
by Urban slayer August 05, 2014
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Garden Of Eden

If expecting a hairy surface or object, and you are instead met with a clean, well cut area. This area can be described as the garden of eden due to its unexpected well kept nature.
by redwingsisinlove April 20, 2011
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GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.
Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.
by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005
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cinderblock garden

A girl whose "garden" (vagina) is "blocked of" from the world, therefore has no sex.
I really wanna break down the walls of her cinderblock garden.
by Carmen_rocks October 28, 2015
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Olive Garden

A romantic Italian themed restaurant. Endless supply of breadsticks and salad.

A place where one would take his significant other in order to propose for engagement. High class dining experience filled with a tiny diamond ring. It's all a woman could ever ask for
"hunny, let's go to the olive garden"

"sure! I love those breadsticks!"

...

"with such a magical dinner and this $5 bottle of wine, in this tour of Italy I want to ask you to marry me, so will you?"

"YES!! I always knew you were romantic!"
by binary101010100101 March 09, 2009
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olive garden

I'm moving. I wonder if they have an olive garden over there?

They do!

SWEEEEEET!
by Bran June 09, 2004
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garden hose

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.
She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.
by Transitionator June 11, 2010
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