flossin

When you're rocking a G-string and it's rubbing between your buttcheeks.

I was walking down the street with my girlfriends and had to stop to re-adjust because I was flossin.

by MTgangsta October 17, 2015

Fossa

A deep groove on a flat surface that magically attracts readas to be stuck in them. Commonly found near Via Appia.

Cave fossam!
Reada in fossa est.
Reada adhuc in fossa est.

by Yes, I am a Mike January 30, 2017

Fossilized ape

An elderly black male who lives off the white males money. This word is a devestating insult to those of the African American race, so use it as much as possible to insult the peasants we call niggers.

Privileged White Male: "Oh hey Billy look at the fossilized ape over there living off our hard earned money, what a nigger, black male, let's insult this peasant."
Billy: "We should whip him with our slavery whips."

by Communism Is Good December 17, 2017

Flossing the cat

When you accidentally put your thong on backwards

I was rushing to leave a hookup’s place but I accidentally woke him up, he caught me flossing the cat.

by Catdentist69 November 8, 2018

pubic flossin

To rapidly floss with ones pubic hairs in a quick motion throught ones gumline.

The use of ones pubic floss to change the overall morale of ones gayness

Dude that guy is such a fag! If he tells me to do something stupid again today I will not hesitate to tell him that he could floss with my pubs if he wants me to do anything else for him.

That guy is such a dooche he is definately fishin for some pubic flossin....

by whooyah December 7, 2006

t-floss

This is what a teacher wears as underwear, also known as a thong. This would be used when a teacher bends over and the thong can be seen from the back.

Bob: Dawg, ya see that thong ov'a there?
Bill: Na man it aint called a thong, you talkn boutMrs.Andelora's t-floss.

by stabbyripstabstab December 16, 2007

crusty floss

a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.

"ohmygod, look at crusty floss' thong, it's got crusty shit on it"

by We hate crusty floss March 6, 2008