Fooker

One who is addicted to updating Facebook to a point in which reality is supplanted with the online social network website.

My sister sits in front of the computer 16 out of 24 hours a day updating her Facebook status, so I call her a fooker.

by PsychologicalNinja August 16, 2009

Ben Foster

This is someone who is constantly trying to be funny and never gets the picture that people don't want to listen to them. They are usually considered a loser or lame.

#1 friend-Wow, he's such a Ben Foster
#2 friend- I know! I wish he'd just leave

by Bronsonbabe July 26, 2016

blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

by Penguino170 May 26, 2009

William Foster

The name for a future rapist

Yesterday I met an amazing guy
What's his name?
William Foster
'Calling the police'

by DyÑaMo February 8, 2018

fosters

Australian for beer.

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Tom Foolery

noun; it's when you do something stupid, it's normally violent and it and is not necessarily funny, dumb nicknames often ensue.

Tom Foolery is like punching a metal trash can while walking down the street. It should make an excessively loud noise.

by Tom "Bjorn the Village Slayer " Ramsey May 21, 2008

fosters

australians suck, whos with me?

aussie: these bladdy-ring-tiddlin americans think that we all drink fosters...

american: stop destroyin our stereotypes, we own the world...lol

by kronky December 3, 2007