A clever, hypothetical weapon used to attack an enemy that's making BS comments using football analogies. See "James Carville Goes Off on Fareed Zakaria" on Youtube.
"Ya he talked about an offensive linebacker.. when I read that I wanted to hit him with a football bat." - James Carville
by Dave:P June 10, 2011
classed as sport for some reason that isn't understood by anyone not american.
nobody knows the rules
it lasts for 4 hours or more but they only play for 10 minutes all together
players wear enough padding to survive a fall from a plane...
...except for on their legs. in which case very tight spandex seems to be all that is needed
most of the game is spent squatting and yelling until somebody gets frustrated and hurls the ball away
nobody knows the rules
it lasts for 4 hours or more but they only play for 10 minutes all together
players wear enough padding to survive a fall from a plane...
...except for on their legs. in which case very tight spandex seems to be all that is needed
most of the game is spent squatting and yelling until somebody gets frustrated and hurls the ball away
guy #1: i wanna play a sport but i'm to fat and lazy
guy #2: you know what, i could sign you up for american football if you want
guy #2: you know what, i could sign you up for american football if you want
by British and Proud December 28, 2008
by AF49 December 07, 2003
A pussied-out, dumbed down version of the sport rugby. Where you can be the biggest fatass in the world and still play. The players on the field are basically 250 lb pawns of the coach. Do the players do any real thinking besides remembering/memorizing which plays are which? Nope. Many asshugging football players like to bash soccer as a sport which requires no skill. Sadly this is not true, but it does require not being a fatass so its a good thing they don't play anyway.
Fact: fags play football
Fact: fags play football
Sorry, I forgot how much skill and manliness there is in tackling each other for 5 hours. But of course not straight. Play only goes on for about 10 seconds at a time, at most, before a break so the fatasses can catch their breath.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
American Football: for faggots, fatasses, and ugly fucks who generally lack even the remotest bits of athleticism.
by masrecio May 29, 2009
a time waster in new jersey...its self explanatory. its football played by friends usually at a park and in our case the park and bus stop before or after school. in edison, the only thing to pass time. it provokes stories about getting concussions and getting decked by guys twice as big as you, and how you played in the snow wearing light fall clothes...its kinda a way of life almost
by a.k.a. jay July 06, 2005
The feeling (like you just spent a long night at a bar) that you get after a high school football game.
Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.
Applys to members of the band, drill team, color guard, fans, and of course the football team.
Guy 1: You want to go out today.
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover
Guy 2: Not after the game yesterday, I've got a total football hangover
by euphoniumshadow19 December 22, 2008
the most sped sport in the world, where you see fat man wearing 50 pound pads running around for 5 seconds at a time, and they still manage to break a sweat.
by lfc319 June 14, 2015