Chinese Fire Drill

1. (n) A state of confusion. It is thought that the term was derived when a Royal Navy Ship consisting of a Chinese crew and British officers was set to perform a firedrill. One group of the crew was to carry buckets of water from the port side of the ship to the engine room to extinguish the blaze. Then another team was to take buckets of water from the floor of the engine room and throw it off the starboard side. In the first moments of the drill, things went fine, however, difficulty in translation between the officers and crew caused confusion resulting in the first bucket team taking water from the port side of the ship, and dumping it off the starboard side of the ship while the second team did nothing.

2. (n) When the occupants of a car stop at a traffic light and exit the vehicle to cavort around the car like the lead knife in a knife parade

See also Chinese National Anthem and Chinese Puzzle

1
Jack: So we set up all the bands to play with eachother.
Hanns: How'd it go?
Jack: It was a damn Chinese fire drill in there...

2
Jack: Let's have a Chinese fire drill at the next light.
Hanns: Kay.

by Jsten December 9, 2008

Spit Hot Fire

1) A term used when rap or hip hop artists is thinking they are awsome. Usually after they sing really fast and makes sense.

2) Used on the Dave Chappelle Showwhere Chappelle makes fun of the MTV show Making the Band where Chappelle is supposed to be singing a song but just rambles on yet says he spits hot fire. Wyclef walks up to him and asks him if he is really going to sing. Chappelle then chokes Wyclef.

1) Rick: Wow Sean Paul that song was amazing.
Sean Paul: YamahnunoIspithotfire.

2) Cappelle: Rattata-Ratttataha-Rattahtatta. I SPIT HOT FIRE!
Wyclef: *walks close up to him* Hey man. Are you actually sing the song?
Cappelle: ....You're too close to the fire! You're too close man! *chokes out of Wyclef*

by mister boondock March 2, 2006

arcade fire

A fine Indie-Rock band so bautiful and gut-wrenching it makes Radiohead almost look at posers.

Grandpa-What's that song on the radio that's makin us weep?
Grandma-Must be Arcade Fire...

by TheCalamar September 26, 2006

Mexican Fireballs

The act of pouring cheap tequila on your nuts and lighting them ablaze whilst tea-bagging your date. Very pleasurable for all those involved.

Nick: Dude, this weekend I totally performed Mexican Fireballs on some chick. We had to go to the E.R. after.
Aaron: You sick fuck.......

by BigBossHog69 October 4, 2010

Filet-O-Fish

it's the Catholic Big Mac.

"we're having Filet-O-Fish night on Friday, cause we can't eat meat." - Mom

"YAY!" - kids

by happy chasm March 18, 2009

NORTH KOREAN FIRE DRILL

exact same as a chinese fire drill but one person is not allowed to drive. This person is pointed out by the driver.

-lets have a chinese fire drill
-fuck no, hesse is a jackass. we need to go north korean
-ok we cant let hesse drive
-north korean fire drill it is.

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z March 29, 2010

Fire Tower

n. a sexual act. The man dips his erect penis into Grain Alcohol. He then lights his penis on fire and quickly extinguishes it by inserting his penis into a woman's vagina.
For variation see Greek Fire

The "Fire Tower", though a risky act, can put the fire back into any relationship.

by Carrotglace February 14, 2007