Wrinkle Finger

When much time is spent fingering a girl you will gain a wrinkle finger (similar to that of being in a bath too long)

"Hey, check out my wrinkle finger thanks to your gash."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

funky finger licken’ chicken

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.

My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.

"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."

by 9A Slang March 12, 2009

The Sleepy Finger

The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.

Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.

by ticklebear August 31, 2011

Crossed middle and ring finger

When your middle and ring finger is crossed with your thumb touching your palm, this means you are fine as hell, loyal, smart, have multiple bitches on your dick.

Snapper: “Hey jay got crossed middle and ring finger he get mad bitches.

by jaredonly May 9, 2022

freudian finger

When you give someone the finger so subtly, even you don't know you're giving it.

I didn't realize I was freudian fingering him, but I scratched my nose with my middle finger, unbeknownst to all.

by KIHJML March 23, 2010

One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010