financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.

Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.

by gypsythrap September 19, 2011

finagled (v.)

The act of achieving a ridiculously ridiculous goal by even more ridiculous means.

Someone can easily call shenanigans on anyone who is caught in the act of finagling.

Patrick finagled (v.) his way into convincing the Registrar's Office to let him design eight of his own "Denny's" majors.

by P-norts October 18, 2011

Figamatorious

Being blunt or extremely vague when texting, usually sending one word texts that portray no evident meaning, resulting in confusion.

ME: OMG I just got my drivers license!!
OTHER: K
ME: ...you figamatorious bastard...

by Fizzzzzzzz May 15, 2013

Finaling

The act or process of preparing for, taking, or mourning Final exams.

A: Hey do you want to hang out?
B: I'm finaling, go away......

Or

A: Hey do you want to hang out?
B: I'm finaling....I totally bombed my last final

by spectacularEll1 May 9, 2014

Finals five

The five pounds you gain at the end of every semester from stress eating during finals week

Man i cant believe i gained the finals five again this semester

by Samethough June 10, 2014

Final Fapasy

While playing any of the Final Fantasy games, masturbate durning every cut scene.

Me: Dude, I mastubated seven times with in an hour yesterday.

Friend: Sh*t! What were you doing?

Me: playing FFXIII - 2.

Friend: you live your on final fapasy

by Rade Tabooty June 14, 2014

Final Assolution

The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.

I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.

by HDog June 20, 2015