Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

flight fling

The act of sneaking into an airplane bathroom to perform sexual acts with a person who you haven't known for long (and don't plan on knowing them for any longer) while in flight. These acts could be oral, anal, or vaginal penetration.

Man: "Hey hot legs, I need a flight fling."
Woman: "I'll meet you in the bathroom when the seat belt light turns off." ;)

by zombiekeller August 13, 2011

Weed Flinger

One who unknowingly flings the weed.

Hannah knocked the weed across the room. Hannah you weed flinger!

by Dnb1128 May 8, 2016

Barney Fifing

A common and very annoying gaming phenomena in First Person Shooters, It is when ever you have one remaining bullet and no remaining ammo in your clip. It is a reference to Barney Fife who is only allowed a single bullet in his gun.

Wes: Damn it I’m Barney Fifing

Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !

by Shotinthepooper December 17, 2020

purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 9, 2010

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy

Oh god my crops are failing

by The crop June 14, 2016

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008