Felony Flats

where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.

I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons

by big balls December 11, 2015

Felt out of school

Dunce rygin king strikes again

When i felt out of school in tenth grade it didnt have any disadvantage on me

by Sunshine_ochi high breads March 11, 2019

Feldman frotteurism

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.

So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

courtesy felatio

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...

"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)

by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

Tom Felton

A really HOT guy...yum.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter as Draco.

Lizz:"Did you see the Chamber of Secrets?"
White girl:"Yeah...it sucked."
Lizz:"Yeah....well Tom Felton was HOT"
White girl from above, only this time pretending to be black:"TRU DAT!!!"

by Tayam November 14, 2006

Feltcher

A person who drinks cum from his/her partner's asshole usually via an auxillary aparatus such as a straw or radiator hose.

"I walked in on my father feltching his bowling partner."

by Huevos Rancheros January 21, 2003